Since I will be in Florida tomorrow, here is Jeff's birthday rap!
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J. Charles Birthday Rap 2007
Yo. Check it. Step it.
Have a fit. Lay sit. Tasty grit.
Swampy word lit.
He downloadin’ the hi-rez
Sportin’ Yoda Jedi Mastah head Pezâ
I see the J. Charles flappin back and forth
Up inside dat great white north
Shabby with gravy on his chin
Drinkin’ bathtub jin
Grayin’ and baldin all seamy chagrin
Stand backs coz he’s kin!
Back ache when awake!?
The cotton candy was a mistake!
New Underroos you forsake!
And quake! Don’t forget the emergency brake!
He’s ancient.
Clothes be torn and tattered.
Focaccia batter all a splattered!
Them comics double bagged and scattered!
Finest china broke and shattered.
Craggy membrane surround dat body
Bearded and hairless is so oddly
But wise and wizardly you embody
I see you craftin’ wit dat twine
A technique dat you refine
It’s all good and you’re doin’ fine
Coz yowza my man, you be 29!