This fat kid needs your help

This grossly obese boy needs your help. Fill his gape with candies, bread, meat, Twinkies, cakes, pies, grease and chocolate delight. As you can see, he is unmanageable without the junk food in his presence.

For as little as $1.06 a day, you can fill this fatty’s stomach with hefty foodstuff. Without it, surely there is no way he can survive all of the cruel taunts at school and in public. To keep him quite, it is best his grimace be filled with foods. Along with payment, you get a full color photo of the portly child, a parchment list of his or her favorite snacks and a grease stained, crumb-filled thank you note written in their own hand.

Watch him or her progress through the years as they get larger and larger, knowing that your dollars help make this portly child’s dream come true. Witness the little large ones become so stout that they actually split their clothes at the seams and are forced to sit, naked at the dinner table, shoving pork roasts into their mouths and washing it down with glasses of chocolate buttermilk. God Bless.