February 17, 2006

100 Things About Russ

New and revised 100 things aboot Russ Dale

1. I'm not a God.

2. I have a twin sister.

3. I am a Colorado native.

4. I've dabbled in stand-up comedy, improv and other comic related gigs. I am always write new and updated material that will make you pee your pants due to laughter.

5. I'm a Scorpio (DOB 11-18-1975)

6. I was born in Pueblo, Colorado.

7. My favorite movie of all time is Back to the Future.

8. I am an amateur rocket scientist and enjoy all things space, mysteries of the universe, Mars, Moon and am a massive NASA, ESA and Russian Space Agency supporter as well as private companies like Scaled Composites and SpaceShipOne.

9. I am a film snob � er � buff. I've been watching a lot of foreign films and classics lately. I am a harsh critic when it comes to film and the process of making them.

10. I do not watch television. The only TV that I do watch is the occasional History or Discovery Channel program and NASA TV and of course DVD movies and television shows without commercials and censorship provided by the networks and the evil FCC.

11. My favorite television shows in the past include Arrested Development, Police Squad, Night Court, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Quantum Leap, Dune, Twin Peaks, MST3k, Mr. Wizard and all things Trek.

12. My favorite bands are U2 and Tenacious D.

13. I love coffee.

14. I have been known to take language use over the normal decency level by 10 or even 20 notches.

15. Hardly anything shocks me.

16. I have a twisted sense of humor.

17. I'm sometimes brutally honest.

18. I actually enjoy my job.

19. I live in Denver, Colorado.

20. I like taking pictures. I am a proclaimed digi whore.

21. For about 4 years, I actively ran for President of the United Stated of America for the year 2020. RAD 2020.

22. My initials are RAD (Russell Alan Dale)

23. I listen.

24. MP3 players are technology of legend and myth.

25. I enjoy my private time. Fiercely private would be a better term. I only let people know things about me that I want them to know.

26. I am a writer.

27. From blogs to short stories to websites to 3 novels to screenplays to sitcoms to comedy bits � I am constantly writing.

28. I am writing a fictional autobiography of my life. (With some bits of truth)

29. My father died when I was 8 years old. My mother never remarried and raised 4 kids single-handedly.

30. My older brother lives in Iowa his with wife and my niece.

31. My younger brother lives in Calgary Alberta Canada with his wife.

32. I am single but in constant search for whom I affectionately call "My Jackie."

33. I am very particular with whom I "grace my presence with."

34. Which means I am picky when it comes to my friends.

35. I am a genius.

36. I used to collect Spiderman, Superman, The Hulk and Wolverine comic books.

37. I can cook a mean breakfast.

38. I like time travel and geology.

39. I have never broken a bone.

40. I have never been in the hospital as a patient.

41. I fancy myself a singer but am not that good.

42. I am a spectacular chef.

43. And also a grill mastah.

44. I prefer charcoal grills.

45. My alter ego is named Chocolate Chong.

46. I have been in many plays and short films as an actor, producer and/or writer capacity.

47. My first lead role was Oscar in "The Odd Couple."

48. The group of friends I hang with call themselves the Droogs. I have known most of them for 17 years + (It makes for fun times at bars and restaurants or during holiday celebrations)

49. Biscuits and gravy is my favorite breakfast meal.

50. I constantly search for the best biscuits and gravy all over America.

51. I like dancing.

52. I used to be a radio station mascot named Quimby (festering fellow in big blue furry suit).

53. I've fallen UP stairs.

54. We were a poor family growing up.

55. I have traced both sides of my family tree. The furthest I've gone back is 1100s in England. It's hard work and increases exponentially.

56. My favorite number is 0001.

57. I support National Public Radio (mainly Colorado Public Radio)

58. I love dressing up and going to the symphony.

59. I like to smoke a good cigar.

60. I have hundreds of DVD movies.

61. I graduated from college with a BA in English/Journalism and a minor in Theatre.

62. I am fascinated with the American West.

63. Although I rarely drink, I am a Guinness, Jagermeister and wine drinker.

64. In 1986, when in 5th grade, I wrote my first story. It was called "The Ten Million Dollar Adventure."

65. I once had a relationship with a beautiful married woman.

66. Media Whore = Me. I crave information of all kind.

67. Road trips are a passion of mine.

68. I like jazz, blues, soul, bluegrass, Tuvan Throat Chants and Zydeco music.

69. I am fascinated with the 1940's.

70. My favorite car is a DeLorean.

71. I have been spelunking.

72. I know a lot of useless facts and tidbits.

73. Technology and I are best friends.

74. I speak German.

75. I wear a YES watch and a ring.

76. Orbital photography pictures are my favorite.

77. Pop culture makes me laugh.

78. I like Hot Apple Pie.

79. I have several Shakespeare monologues committed to memory.

80. I have never been arrested nor received a moving violation.

81. I like cats and can tolerate dogs.

82. A dream of mine is to address a crowd wearing a toga and to crush a large lizard to death on a silver platter as a sign of my power.

83. I doubt I would ever have the courage to fulfill that dream.

84. I used to be a Top Secret Janitor.

85. I like homeless people.

86. I need a fan or white noise to sleep.

87. The concert feature "Fantasia" is my favorite Disney film.

88. I'm a Denver historian.

89. I've carried a Ronald Reagan silver coin as my lucky charm for years.

90. I want to learn how to play steel drums.

91. I'm a garlic and cilantro lover.

92. My family has a traditional Mexican Easter fiesta feast every year.

93. I feel naked without my cellular phone (Nokia 3650).

94. Chili con queso, chicken fettuccini and biscuits and gravy are a few of my culinary specialties.

95. I hate riding horses and/or mules.

96. The Denver Broncos are my favorite sports team.

97. Rocky Mountain Oysters are some good eating.

98. I once accidentally drank bleach water.

99. I worked fast food throughout high school and summers during college.

100. I think I've shit myself because it took me so long to write this.

Posted by RAD at February 17, 2006 7:32 AM
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