We're all out of cornflakes. FU

Did you know I am an actor? It痴 been awhile since I致e done any acting whatsoever, but I am an actor at heart. I relished my time in the spotlight. I miss it.

There is nothing that gives you a better natural high than the roar of the crowd, the applause, flowers flying at your feet, groupies, swooning ladies, flash photographs, jealous men, the press and their reviews, the paparazzi, the thrill of performing for people, children wanting to be you, being a positive role model and those requests for autographs. It痴 a strange life to lead. A dirty life. Actors are an interesting breed. That痴 partially why I strut when I walk. I知 a celebrity in my own mind.

I致e played a gaggle of different roles in plays and Indie films: A rapist, a troubled draft dodger, a woman, an old Japanese man survivor of Hiroshima, a schizophrenic, a drunk novelist, a doctor, a Spartan King, a shady loser and many other roles. The highlight of my acting career was when I played Oscar, the slob from Neil Simon痴 典he Odd Couple.� It doesn稚 get any better than to be a lead in a Neil Simon comedy.

I was Thug #2 yo! Me, Thug #2, the most coveted and sought after spectacle in all of acting. I was also Drunk Guy on Stairs! Worship me at the church of your choice.

I have a cheapy headshot that I made for fun when I was helping serious actor friends make their headshots.

Posted by RAD at February 16, 2006 12:20 PM