R A D H O L E

Anatomy of Pizzi

Homemade crust. Three meat: Canadian bacon, pepperoni and spicy Italian sausage. Homegrown jalapenos and chill peppers. 4 cheeses: provolone, mozzarella, Romano and Parmesan.

Star Droog B&G

Star Droog Biscuits and Gravy

August 4, 2000: Know ye herewith that the International Star Registry doth hereby redesignate star number DRACO RA 18h 54m 13s D 58° 47’ to the name Droog B&G. Know ye further that this star will henceforth be known by this name.

Look to the skies at RA 18h54m13.04s Decl. 58d 47' 09.35"

Constellation: Draco

patch mission

I will be mailing out STS-13L mission patches very soon to those who want them. I have been slacking when it came to mailing them. Don’t forget your mission, to take a photograph of the patch in an arty and creative way/place. Here is Shannon’s submission: (BRONCOS! PUMPKIN! MISSION PATCHES!)

Last year's pictures.

2nd annual Great Pumpkin Commonwealth Weighoff Colorado

The 2nd annual Great Pumpkin Commonwealth Weighoff on Saturday September 29, 2007 at Jared’s Nursery in Littleton, Colorado.

The Colorado State Record was achieved by Joe Scherber, 1075 pounds!

Our giant: 80 pounds

A FULL GALLERY HERE

Great Pumpkin Commonwealth Weighoff

The 2nd annual Great Pumpkin Commonwealth Weighoff is Saturday September 29, 2007 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Jared’s Nursery in Littleton. Want to see some really large pumpkins up close? Go.

The STS-13L giant

We entered our modest giant and will get it officially weighed. The other giants entered into the competition will dwarf our Atlantic Dill. Oh well.

Pumpkin Lord James and I went last year.

Jared's Nursery
10500 W. Bowles Avenue
Littleton, Colorado 80127
303.979.6022

Pumpkin Weights 2007

212 pounds total, not including the giant!

LAST YEAR'S STS-666 TOTALS

@Mile High

Denver Broncos vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

Go Broncos! I will be at the game today! I am taking the lightrail. Check MY FLICKR gallery for updated pics from the game.

Gametime is at 02:05 pm MDT at INVESCO Field at Mile High!

batboy

Kempferatu

Russ Dale Technical Rider

This contract rider does not include specifications on stage design, sound systems, lighting rigs, podium heights and styles. All of this is required to make Russell A. Dale happy.

Please do your best when trying to provide this extensive list of necessary items. In some cases, a promoter will refuse a demand (crossing out the request on the document) and can be done. It is, however, not recommended. So don’t even think about it slobby!

To save time and to be totally clear, please do not amend or change this rider for return. Instead, grab a separate piece of paper and thoroughly describe you objections or concerns and fax a copy for review to a representative of radhole.

AGENCY

Bo Weenis
Email: bo_weenies@hotmail.com
Denver, Colorado USA

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SECTION 1

ARTIST COMPOUND
Barricade
Stage

SECTION 2

PRODUCTION OFFICE AND DRESSING ROOMS

Russ Dale’s dressing room will be:

1 large white toga
1 18 1/2" x 13 5/8" stainless steel serving tray with domed lid (large enough to hold a mongo turkey)
1 massive lizard (water Monitor, Varanus salvatori)
6 pair surgical gloves
1 closed circuit television camera (with complete building broadcast capability)
5 apple pie scented candles
2 63-inch Samsung Plasma display televisions
1 Sony DVX-100, 10-Disc DVD/CD HD Changer
1 Medicine wheel
7 Pioneer PDSP-1, 5.1-channel surround sound speakers (with 254 circular speakers built into one flat Godless panel!)
(NFL network and NASA TV are television requirements)
1 Sony Playstation 3 with 4 controllers and memory card
100 rated M for Mature Playstation 3 video games
1 trunk assortment of vintage men and women’s clothes
1 Smoker Cooker Bar-B.Q. Grill model #84 Mobile (see photo below)

Support Staff dressing rooms will be:

STILL TO BE DETERMINED. Hay. Slip N Slide.

SECTION 3

FOOD AND BEVERAGE STUFFS

1 gallon top shelf buttermilk
10 pounds of lean Austrian pot roast
2 fresh vegetable trays with Freedom onion dip (cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, celery, cucumbers, cilantro and cherry tomatoes)
24 slabs of pork ribs
40 chicken quarters
16 chicken breasts
48 Boulder Beer bratwurst
1 package of hot dogs
1 hunk of bologna
1 whole roasting pig
3 large roasting turkeys
2 bulky hams
10 marinated salmon (with Mango-Chile Sauce)
100 bottles of bottled water (room temperature and not Evian!)
1 giant pumpkin

ALCOHOL REQUIREMENTS

1 keg fresh Guinness (mixed gases, keg coupler, faucet and keg fridge provided by radhole management)
1 bottle Jon, Mark and Robbo’s Easy Drinking Whisky (The Rich Spicy One)
12 frosted gray 16-ounce pint glasses with NASA meatball logo
2 1-liter bottles of JÄGERMEISTER (colder-than-ice at 4ºF please)
12 NASA meatball logo shot glasses
4 bottles of 1951 vintage Grange Hermitage (Penfolds Grange) red wine
4 six packs of Samuel Adams Cream Stout (bottled, full-bodied, coffee-like, heavily roasted, sweet finish with creamy head)
4 six packs of Chocolate Stout (bottled)
1 liter Everclear (95% pure grain alcohol. 190 proof)
1 cup fox urine

SECTION 4

WASHROOM FACILITIES

The bathroom should be cleanly with traditional toilet, “squat” toilet, bidet hygienic irrigator (THE BIDET IS A MUST HAVE! This offers Mr. Dale and his guests a natural hands-off and soothing water wash in place of the irritating wiping action of toilette paper), double vanity sink and shower facilities with balck and white checkered shower curtain.

7 White bath towels with a red, white and blue stripe DOWN THE MIDDLE
9 Rolls of sky blue toilette tissue (Charmin Ultra)
1 Box of vanilla flavoured Dolly Madison Bakery Zingers cream filled cakes (with see-through wrapper so the golden cakes can be seen nestled sweetly inside, gleaming brilliantly like a meteor as it "zings" through the night sky)
2 15-gram packages of Original Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa incense
1 vanilla 3.5-ounce spray Ozium Deodorizer

Ya hot for? I am.

Who isn't hot for Low Conductivity Thermal Barrier Coating?

That is all.

Slim Jibbidy

-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Russell A. Dale
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 5:09 PM
To: MELT
Subject: slim jibbidy

Slim Jibbidy! I know him.

Slim Jibbidy took my meals.

Jibbidy Slim be rank.

Tarnish swat slim.

Broke them seals.

He no can win!

Ende

-----Original Message-----
From: MELT
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 5:18 PM
To: Mr. Russell A. Dale
Subject: RE: slim jibbidy

Slim

The Jibbidy ate none

Jibbidy jank them for sure

But Slim Jibbidy can ran

And Ran Jibbidy did

And ran Jibbidy DID!

Ende

-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Russell A. Dale
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 5:25 PM
To: MELT
Subject: RE: slim jibbidy

Jibbidy ran and he did stoop

tardiness most afoul es loop

skunky pie that Jibbidy Slim

we all know dat dude be dim

ende

-----Original Message-----
From: MELT
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 5:33 PM
To: Mr. Russell A. Dale
Subject: RE: slim jibbidy

Jibbidy be dim

Jibbidy be slow

Slim did slope, but not that meal did he take

Jibbidy jump

Jibbidy jangle

Slim Jibbidy leave them mangle

But not that meal did Jibbidy take

Ende

-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Russell A. Dale
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 5:37 PM
To: MELT
Subject: RE: slim jibbidy

Slim jibbidy fell upon his rake

and die

die

die

This fat kid needs your help

This grossly obese boy needs your help. Fill his gape with candies, bread, meat, Twinkies, cakes, pies, grease and chocolate delight. As you can see, he is unmanageable without the junk food in his presence.

For as little as $1.06 a day, you can fill this fatty’s stomach with hefty foodstuff. Without it, surely there is no way he can survive all of the cruel taunts at school and in public. To keep him quite, it is best his grimace be filled with foods. Along with payment, you get a full color photo of the portly child, a parchment list of his or her favorite snacks and a grease stained, crumb-filled thank you note written in their own hand.

Watch him or her progress through the years as they get larger and larger, knowing that your dollars help make this portly child’s dream come true. Witness the little large ones become so stout that they actually split their clothes at the seams and are forced to sit, naked at the dinner table, shoving pork roasts into their mouths and washing it down with glasses of chocolate buttermilk. God Bless.

“I Feel Filthy”

“I Feel Filthy”
Adapted from “I Feel Pretty” in West Side Story
New lyrics by Russ Dale

I feel filthy
Oh, so filthy
I feel filthy and homely and stray
And I pity any one
Who is me today

I feel mangy
Oh, so mangy
It’s alarming how mangy I feel

And so filthy
That I hardly can believe I’m real
See the wretched guy in that mirror there
Who can that dirty guy be?

Such a shiny face
Such a grimy smock
Such a tarnished smile
Such a smelly me!

I feel poopie
And entrancing
Feeling skulky
And dancing for joy

For I’m loathed
By a cleanly wonderful world

I feel filthy
Oh, so filthy

That the city should write me a ditty

A committee should be organized to honor me

I feel smutzig
I feel naughty

I feel homely and filthy and fine

And so filthy
Pig Pen can just resign
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
See the wretched guy in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that dirty guy be?
Which, what, where, who?
Such a filthy face
Such a grimy smock
Such a tarnished smile
Such a filthy me

I feel poopie
And entrancing

Feeling skulky
And dancing for joy

For I’m loathed
By a cleanly wonderful world!

Das Ende

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engage photonic laser thruster!

Young Bae's photonic laser thruster sounds promising. A PLT-powered spacecraft could theoretically push a rocket ship faster than 62 miles per second, allowing a journey to Mars in less than a week.

Bae’s PLT places a laser within a resonant optical cavity to produce stable and reliable thrust, the perfect jive for spacecraft control or propulsion.

Bae will be a presenter at The American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics (AIAA) SPACE 2007 Conference & Exposition September 18-20 in Long Beach, California. The line up: Space Transportation Systems, Promising Space Concepts from the NASA Institute of Advanced Concepts (NIAC), Space Systems for the Next 50 Years and Advanced Vehicle Systems.

Wish I could go.

The photonic laser thruster demo(PLT)!

impressions of ft. collins

Trashbag Poncho (Remix)

trashbag poncho rain spring homeless singing jive slump chaos thunder patriots cheat tapegate nfl plays defense cheaters superbowl video fined newengland

Freeze

When oh when will the first freeze be?
Oh when oh when will it freeze?
Outside.

Here are the dates of Denver’s first freeze for the last five years:

September 18, 2006
October 5, 2005
October 14,2004
September 14, 2003
October 4, 2002

I say it will be September 28, a Friday.

A weekend in Ft. Collins

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